tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post5997035274790807868..comments2023-10-25T03:51:33.581-04:00Comments on Oubliette: Stitching Limerick Challengerionahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07141923797221351378noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-22958713746823334652011-04-03T14:47:05.835-04:002011-04-03T14:47:05.835-04:00There once was a stitcher named Mary,
With fingers...There once was a stitcher named Mary,<br />With fingers quite greasy and hairy<br />Hair caught in her needle<br />And so did a beetle<br />So they told her to leave the State Fair-y.<br /><br />This was fun, Riona!<br /><br />CarolynStitchinowlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547209451120677277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-55258721481463875842011-04-02T20:41:53.658-04:002011-04-02T20:41:53.658-04:00There once was a stitcher named Rubyred
Who likes ...There once was a stitcher named Rubyred<br />Who likes brightly colored thread.<br />She would stitch and would stitch,<br />But the "frog" made her twitch.<br />Soon the frog she came really to dread.<br /><br />Robin L. (robinleach@cox.net)Robin L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12032992774557811187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-55978205240435955032011-04-02T11:41:36.633-04:002011-04-02T11:41:36.633-04:00Or...
There once was a stitcher named Suzie,
Her ...Or...<br /><br />There once was a stitcher named Suzie,<br />Her WIP was really a doozy.<br />Aida count was too small,<br />One hundred colors in all!<br />And those French Knots were making her woozy!<br /><br />(They really do. I CAN'T do a French knot!)Mamasoohttp://mamasoozinnerpieces.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-38079559602742767142011-04-02T11:31:41.774-04:002011-04-02T11:31:41.774-04:00@Linda (Beanstitcher)- your limerick made me lol!
...@Linda (Beanstitcher)- your limerick made me lol!<br /><br />Thanks Riona for the giveaway! This'll be fun...<br /><br />There once was a stitcher named Sue<br />Who didn't quite know what to do...<br />She wanted to win,<br />But where to begin?<br />Crap! This line has to rhyme with line two‽<br /><br />Lol!Mamasoohttp://mamasoozinnerpieces.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-27775612979781073782011-04-02T11:00:07.504-04:002011-04-02T11:00:07.504-04:00Here is mine...
I can't top Rita's troubl...Here is mine...<br /><br />I can't top Rita's trouble with PETA<br />Rarely do I drink a 'rita<br />Now an Irish coffee<br />Is a diff'rent story<br />Then my WIPs do become a PITA<br /><br />My husband & son got in on the action, too, so I thought I would share their wonderful efforts.<br /><br />Here is my husband's...<br /><br />Here's a tale of a cross stitchin' Texan<br />She doesn't get much time for stitchin'<br />In her glass she pours wine<br />After some time she feels fine<br />But the WIP in hand will need fixin'<br /><br />And from my 13yo son... (He's a little biased, if you can't tell.)<br /><br />When Katrina stitches, her fingers fly<br />Her work makes all stitchers cry<br />Because even if they<br />Are all stitch and no play<br />They will never be as good as ITrinabellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04580049936378913726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-6552112525257203992011-04-02T10:57:52.978-04:002011-04-02T10:57:52.978-04:00There once was a stitcher named Thelmalous
Who had...There once was a stitcher named Thelmalous<br />Who had a fat cat named ScrewyBlues<br />He cleaned and he cleaned<br />He licked and he preened<br />But could never quite reach the family jewels!<br /><br />gabbycat123456@yahoo.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-15655991533381853132011-04-01T13:55:59.494-04:002011-04-01T13:55:59.494-04:00There once was a stitcher with scissors,
But using...There once was a stitcher with scissors,<br />But using them gave her the shivers.<br />For thread was okay<br />But fabric a NAY!<br />As it gave her the shakes and the quivers.<br /><br /><br />robinleach@cox.netRobin L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12032992774557811187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-61213281215062617922011-04-01T03:14:14.561-04:002011-04-01T03:14:14.561-04:00There once was a stitcher named Daisy
Stitching us...There once was a stitcher named Daisy<br />Stitching using her DMC and Aida<br />Frogging and sticking her fingers all day made her quite crazy<br />Spending all nite to create a great blog <br />Now she sleeps all day just like a big ole bump on a log!<br /><br />kim c kimanncurry@yahoo.comGrandma Luvs2DPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00136625399226953666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-66277158054060691322011-04-01T03:06:00.989-04:002011-04-01T03:06:00.989-04:00There once was a stitcher named Rose,
who frantica...There once was a stitcher named Rose,<br />who frantically picked her nose.<br />Her hands touched her stitching<br />And she began bitching.<br />Why would she do that? Nobody knows.<br /><br />wirose<br /><br />rosemk001 @ hotmail.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-49447274406352991052011-03-31T18:01:39.003-04:002011-03-31T18:01:39.003-04:00There once was a stitcher named Sandy,
who really ...There once was a stitcher named Sandy,<br />who really was quite very handy. <br />She could stitch fairly quick <br />and didn't even lick, <br />Now isn't that just fine and dandy!<br /><br />sndraptrsn at aol dot comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-37284610957029146062011-03-31T14:49:26.093-04:002011-03-31T14:49:26.093-04:00There once was a Stitcher named Monique
Whose name...There once was a Stitcher named Monique<br />Whose name was really Unique<br />‘Til she signed on the board<br />Three Moniques… what a horde<br />Stitching and French names are chic!<br /><br />This was fun!<br />Monique <br />Monique7v2@comcast.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-48762587700952482772011-03-31T14:35:46.979-04:002011-03-31T14:35:46.979-04:00There once was a stitcher named Lori
With her stit...There once was a stitcher named Lori<br />With her stitching she tells quite a story<br />The colors so true<br />Her faves are red, white and blue<br />Long may she wave, ol’ glory!<br /><br />Thanks Riona!<br />LoriIN<br /><br />lstigall765 at yahoo dot comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-87275284707727398882011-03-31T14:33:28.822-04:002011-03-31T14:33:28.822-04:00There once was a stitcher, Swabjockey
Who's b...There once was a stitcher, Swabjockey <br />Who's brains were just a bit rocky. <br />She had misplaced her mind <br />Her marbles no one could find <br />So her ramblings were all jabberwocky. <br /><br />Simchah<br />simchah_il@yahoo.com.auAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-16894845809811720312011-03-31T14:17:00.447-04:002011-03-31T14:17:00.447-04:00there once was a stitcher named dena
her dreams co...there once was a stitcher named dena<br />her dreams could fill an arena<br />she stitched finished and stashed<br />she cut built painted and dashed<br />to make the cutest frames that you ever have seena!<br /><br /><br />not in the right syllable but it's more stitchy than my flower one!<br /><br />-denadenanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-27172717718240629452011-03-31T14:05:48.435-04:002011-03-31T14:05:48.435-04:00There once was a stitcher named Nikki,
Who while s...There once was a stitcher named Nikki,<br />Who while stitching was extremely picky; <br />She’d frog the stitches she hate, <br />Until they were perfectly straight, <br />Which made 3 strand projects just icky.<br /><br />Thanks, Riona! These were fun.<br /><br />Nikki (nbuck3 at sbcglobal dot net)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-89187920543473577002011-03-31T13:50:07.795-04:002011-03-31T13:50:07.795-04:00there once was a stitcher named dena
her garden wa...there once was a stitcher named dena<br />her garden was filled with verbena<br />red pink purple and white<br />it was a pretty a sight<br />now to relax at the cantina!<br /><br />-dena<br />from 123MB<br />tnbsm0m@yahoo.comdenanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-60843869291047402152011-03-31T13:14:06.559-04:002011-03-31T13:14:06.559-04:00There once was a stitcher named Linda
Who sat and...There once was a stitcher named Linda <br />Who sat and watched out the winda <br />She had WIPS and some finishes <br />And her stash did diminishes <br />She’s a stitcher, not a poet. <br /><br />Tee hee<br />Linda<br />grousehouse@verizon.netBeanStitcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15940674972880608174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-62394277059155392772011-03-31T12:12:34.648-04:002011-03-31T12:12:34.648-04:00I think I'm off on the number of syllables, bu...I think I'm off on the number of syllables, but here's my limerick:<br /><br />There once was a stitcher named Melanie,<br />Whose stash grew exponentially;<br />Her drawers overflowed,<br />Binders fit to explode,<br />And yet she kept stashing, naturally!<br /><br />Thanks for the fun contest!<br />Melanie (rrowe @ new.rr.com)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-76367906205531661292011-03-31T12:00:20.678-04:002011-03-31T12:00:20.678-04:00There once was a stitcher named Rita
Who drank a m...There once was a stitcher named Rita<br />Who drank a margarita<br />Then she put on her blog<br />What she did to the frog<br />And now she's a target of PETA<br /><br />Rita E in AZRita E in AZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15307171578166761099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-14093790904072888362011-03-31T11:54:17.738-04:002011-03-31T11:54:17.738-04:00Hello, this is my try...
There once was a stitche...Hello, this is my try...<br /><br />There once was a stitcher from Queens, <br />Who invented a stitching machine,<br />To her disgust <br />the silly thing bust<br />and frogs were everywhere to be seen<br /><br />Thanks for doing this it's really fun <br /><br />HAND <br />Rosalie in Madeira<br /><br />rosalie 564@hotmail.comRosalienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7951437392335459355.post-56086621957062162602011-03-31T11:47:59.902-04:002011-03-31T11:47:59.902-04:00There once was a sticher in Denver,
Who stitching ...There once was a sticher in Denver,<br />Who stitching quietly missed the hollered “TIMBER!”<br />Looking up for new thread<br />Seeing what was above her head <br />Side stepping the log, thankful she was limber.<br /> (maiitsoh; noelle at coyoger@yahoo.com)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com